JONES!

Beware the Vanilla Slice Compo challenges his old adversary Doggy Barnes to a game of \"Thumpy Dub\", which involves two opponents trying to knock each other off a bridge into the water.

Weekend Off Bergerac gets called in on his weekend off to replace a sick visiting Special Branch officer escort duty, protecting French electronics contractor Anton Charet.

When Did You Last See Your Father? A young woman is attacked on the early morning ferry to Jersey and Bergerac feels the pressure from everyone wanting a quick result, as the publicity is bad for tourism.

Photographer Greg Nolan needs 'a little less conversation, a little more action' when he tries to work two jobs without both his bosses finding out.

The Party B.J. tries to arrange a stateside \"reunion\" for the families of the 4077th. However, most are sceptical that it will ever happen.

Too Many Cooks A clumsy foot soldier finds that the quickest way to the good graces of the staff of the 4077th is by cooking gourmet delights. However, Colonel Potter is reluctant to keep him around.

Are You Now, Margaret? A visiting Congressional aide gets close to Margaret during what he claims is a routine fact-finding tour. Meanwhile, Klinger enters the Stars and Stripes photo contest.

Guerilla My Dreams Hawkeye refuses to accept a South Korean officer3s warning that a wounded civilian he brought in is a dangerous enemy guerrilla soldier. Elsewhere, Charles finds himself a new chess opponent.

How Errol Flynn Discovered the Secret Scar of Nora Batty Just when things can't get any more peaceful for our elderly heroes, an arrow flies through the air and pierces Truly's hat. They are astonished when see the owner, more so with how he's dressed.

Who's Thrown Her Tom Cruise Photographs Away? Howard is concerned when Marina throws away her Tom Cruise photographs, as he has always reminded Marina of Tom Cruise. Truly and Clegg affect a plan to bring them back together again.

What Happened to Barry's Nose? Barry asks Truly to help him in his quest to become more assertive. Barry soon suffers the cosmetic consequences of his new personality, and has to explain to his wife how his nose changed shape.

Optimism in the Housing Market Compo, Truly and Clegg are on hand when Smiler's job as a door-to-door salesman for Auntie Wainwright lands him in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Barry contemplates his chances of promotion at work.

Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening to Classical Music? Compo, Clegg and Truly are all in for a shock when Lester convinces them that the man-made vibrations of life are causing all the earthquakes around the world.

Beware the Vanilla Slice Compo challenges his old adversary Doggy Barnes to a game of \"Thumpy Dub\", which involves two opponents trying to knock each other off a bridge into the water.

Weekend Off Bergerac gets called in on his weekend off to replace a sick visiting Special Branch officer escort duty, protecting French electronics contractor Anton Charet.

When Did You Last See Your Father? A young woman is attacked on the early morning ferry to Jersey and Bergerac feels the pressure from everyone wanting a quick result, as the publicity is bad for tourism.

Photographer Greg Nolan needs 'a little less conversation, a little more action' when he tries to work two jobs without both his bosses finding out.

The Party B.J. tries to arrange a stateside \"reunion\" for the families of the 4077th. However, most are sceptical that it will ever happen.

Too Many Cooks A clumsy foot soldier finds that the quickest way to the good graces of the staff of the 4077th is by cooking gourmet delights. However, Colonel Potter is reluctant to keep him around.

Are You Now, Margaret? A visiting Congressional aide gets close to Margaret during what he claims is a routine fact-finding tour. Meanwhile, Klinger enters the Stars and Stripes photo contest.

Guerilla My Dreams Hawkeye refuses to accept a South Korean officer3s warning that a wounded civilian he brought in is a dangerous enemy guerrilla soldier. Elsewhere, Charles finds himself a new chess opponent.

How Errol Flynn Discovered the Secret Scar of Nora Batty Just when things can't get any more peaceful for our elderly heroes, an arrow flies through the air and pierces Truly's hat. They are astonished when see the owner, more so with how he's dressed.

Who's Thrown Her Tom Cruise Photographs Away? Howard is concerned when Marina throws away her Tom Cruise photographs, as he has always reminded Marina of Tom Cruise. Truly and Clegg affect a plan to bring them back together again.

What Happened to Barry's Nose? Barry asks Truly to help him in his quest to become more assertive. Barry soon suffers the cosmetic consequences of his new personality, and has to explain to his wife how his nose changed shape.

Optimism in the Housing Market Compo, Truly and Clegg are on hand when Smiler's job as a door-to-door salesman for Auntie Wainwright lands him in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Barry contemplates his chances of promotion at work.

Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening to Classical Music? Compo, Clegg and Truly are all in for a shock when Lester convinces them that the man-made vibrations of life are causing all the earthquakes around the world.

Beware the Vanilla Slice Compo challenges his old adversary Doggy Barnes to a game of \"Thumpy Dub\", which involves two opponents trying to knock each other off a bridge into the water.

Photographer Greg Nolan needs 'a little less conversation, a little more action' when he tries to work two jobs without both his bosses finding out.