Dick Van Dyke

S03 E22 — My Part-Time Wife Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

S03 E23 — Honeymoons Are for the Lucky Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

S03 E24 — How to Spank a Star At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show."

S03 E25 — The Plots Thicken Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

S03 E26 — Scratch My Car and Die A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

S03 E27 — The Return of Edwin Carp Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

S03 E28 — October Eve A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

S03 E29 — Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in Jail A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

S03 E30 — My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

S03 E31 — I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.

S03 E32 — Teacher's Petrie Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

S04 E01 — My Mother Can Beat Up My Father Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

S04 E02 — The Ghost of A. Chantz Rob, Laura, Sally and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.

S04 E03 — The Lady and the Babysitter Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.

S04 E04 — A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

S04 E05 — The Man From Emperor Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

S04 E06 — Romance, Roses and Rye Bread Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

S04 E07 — 4 1/2 On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

S04 E08 — The Alan Brady Show Goes to Jail The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

S04 E09 — Three Letters From One Wife Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

S04 E10 — Pink Pills and Purple Parents Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

S04 E11 — It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

S04 E12 — The Death of the Party Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

S04 E13 — My Two Showoffs and Me Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

S04 E14 — Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

S04 E15 — Brother, Can You Spare $2,500? Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

S04 E16 — The Impractical Joke Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

S04 E17 — Stacey Petrie, Part I Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

S04 E18 — Stacey Petrie, Part II Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

S04 E19 — Boy No. 1, Boy No. 2 Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

S04 E20 — The Redcoats Are Coming The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).

S04 E21 — The Case of the Pillow Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman.

S04 E22 — Young Man With a Shoehorn Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

S04 E23 — Girls Will Be Boys The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

S04 E24 — Bupkis Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

S04 E25 — Your Home Sweet Home Is My Home Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

S04 E26 — Anthony Stone Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

S04 E27 — Never Bathe on Saturday Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

S04 E28 — A Show of Hands Just before they are due at a formal banquet, Rob and Laura mistakenly dye their hands black.

S04 E29 — Baby Fat Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

S04 E30 — 100 Terrible Hours Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

S04 E31 — Br-Room, Br-Room Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joyriding delinquent.